Golf ... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone,
with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball
where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.
Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves to thank
if the advertisement writer uses his mastery of the vocabulary and
syntax to mislead their weak minds.
Dorothy L. Sayers